Do Not: A Cautionary Compendium

by Miles Taber

A cautionary compendium from the impeccable sources that brought you Bird Cake.

Danger lurks just around the corner... No! DO NOT look around the corner! That will only alert Danger that you're onto it. This book lays bare the stark realities of more than one hundred dangers that await you - a small but pivotal percentage. Learn herein the harms of herons: stop for goats and gape at stoats: mutter at otters while utterly befuddled. Both Nature and the Unnatural have it in for you. Allow this book to guide you to safety.